Zaten bilgisayar oyunlarından pek hazetmiyorum, bir Cm bir de arkadaşlardan ödünç alınabilen FPS (first person shooter’mış uzunu, türkçesi de “birinci kişi adam öldürmece, ortalığı dağıtmaca olabilir”) türü şeyler oynuyorum. Neyse bir kaç gün önce söz konusu fpslerden taze ödünç aldığım Wolfenstein’ı biraz da alkollü bir durumda oynarken, oyunla ilgili bir şeyin feci yanlış olduğu izlenimine kapıldım, canım sıkıldı. Sonra madem benim canım sıkıldı en iyisi onlarında canı sıkılsın diyerek [email protected] adresine e-mail döşedim.

Dear Tech-Support intern
No i can’t really see you now but i know that they made interns read the mails, i mean who else would bother right?
Anyway this mail is to report a fatal mistake in the game.
Playing the game “Castle of Wolfenstein” i suddenly realized that Agent Blazkowitz is being pushed around by politicians and army officers. He was not only pushed around but all the guys in the game somehow treated him like he’s noting but a robot or a sex slave. I mean the guy doesn’t even have enough time to take a piss between missions let alone a cup of hot coffee. This is very inhumane in my point of view. The guy kills 200 nazi soldiers and another 200 unpleasant creatures like living dead or some kinda electrical freak and when he returns you instantly send him to another mission to face some more freaks and some big guys with rocket launchers. This just isn’t fair, is it?

So, i think you have to make some changes in the game play. First of all you have to add a new episode in which agent Blazkowitz can relax and have some fun. Say, after 3 missions he goes to an island where he can chase girls and drink beers, he can even compete in some kinda limbo game for all i care. And all those can be games as well. The aim can be to make the guy relax and if he’s really relaxed after the levels you can give some extra stamina or guns to the guy for the next mission.
Well, i don’t really expect an answer hehe, but if you really feel like buying the copyrights of the idea 20k would be nice.
Always yours
olhor.

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