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Sexual Calorie Counter

It has been known for many years that sex is good
exercise, but until recently nobody had made a
scientific study of the caloric expenditure of
different sexual activities. Now after original and
proprietary research they are proud to present the results:

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent… 12 Calories
Without her consent… 187Clrs

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands… 8 Calories
With one hand…. 12 Calories
With your teeth.. 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection… 6 Calories
Without an erection… 315 Clrs

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris… 8 Calories

Trying to find the! G-Spot…. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary….. 52 Calories
69 lying down.. 78 Calories
69 standing up.. 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow….. 216 Calories
Her on top….. 524 Calories
Doggy Style…. 726 Calories
Donkey punch… 912 Calories

ORGASMIC:
Real……….. 112 Calories
False………. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging………. 18 Calories

Getting up immediately……………..
36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately……
816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
20-29 years old… 36 Calories

30-39
years……….. 80 Calories

40-49 years. . 1124 Calories

50-59 years… 1972 Calories

60-69 years… 2916 Calories

70 and over………….. Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly…….. 32 Calories
In a hurry…. 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door… 1218 Calories

With your spouse knocking at the door…. 5521 Calories